OK, humor did not work. This ad expires on Oct. 4. I am giving up. Thirty-one 30 day ads in the past 2 years on the Career Center and only 4 responses. None that resulted in a hire. I must be very off base or unattractive. My plan is to participate in Career Connect at Auburn on October 23. If that does not lead to a prospect, I plan on hiring a placement service. It will cost me more, but I have no other options. If that fails I will restructure my practice and withdraw from the job market.      If you or someone you know may have an interest in the Gulf Coast, please copy my contact information and share. In 3 days the jobs will still be open, but the ad will close. Thank you for taking time to review my predicament. My hope is that you or someone you know can help